Dear Lucky

I know you're lonely so I've decided you need some help so you are going to hear the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth from me about women.

How to talk to them.

How to date them.

And even how to eventually get one to marry you.

I'm sure your girl friends say that you are kind of cute but that you sure are so awkward around them. You blush and stutter around and act like you would rather be having a root canal than having to try to carry on a civilized conversation with them. As soon as they say, "hello", you are looking longingly at the nearest exit.

And am I right about this? Almost dead certain!

Honestly! I don't believe you have had a real "date" since you reluctantly asked Jody (or whatever her name was) to the senior prom. As I recall, the date ended early - way too early for a senior prom date.

That was several years ago.

You are well into your twenties now and it's time you started actually asking women out on real "dates" and not just hanging out somewhere in a group. I'm here to explain a few important things about dating grown women to you before you go out there, fall on your face and embarrass both of us (yes, I'm on your side!). So pay attention, here.

When you decide to date women after I have taught you everything you need to know to get them to date you, I am NOT to be held responsible. I DON'T want you breaking their hearts and I certainly DON'T want them to break yours.

That's true and, frankly, there are a couple of them that I think would make a great sister-in-law. Now understand that there's no rush, only a "someday". And if that "someday" is ever going to happen, though, I have got to get you out there dating.

It's obvious that you have a lot of guy friends and that you have a lot of fun just hanging out with them when you aren't working or going to class. They seem to think that you are funny and really good company and, I must say, you always look like you are having a good time when you are with them.

That's great! Good friends are important. You have guy friends. But then, you seem to be stuck with only guy friends (no, I'm not implying that you're gay nor am I hinting it).

I'll bet that you haven't even asked a girl out on a real date. And it's about time you did! You, big brother, need to expand your horizons so listen up!

Oh, one more thing before I begin: I will be revealing some secrets about women to you that I bet you didn't know before you read this book. And promise me - you are NOT to share these with your buddies. You don't need the competition and I don't need to be black listed among those of my gender who do hold some secrets near and dear to their hearts.

So, listen carefully, take notes if you want to but don't share this information about how to talk to women, how to date women and how to impress them enough for them to want to date you the second time and many times after that. Actually some of this stuff is so elementary, I'm surprised that you don't already know it but you obviously don't... so here goes!

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