Man On The Street

"A man breaks his back to support his wife, who stays at home yakking on the phone all day or watching Oprah, or maybe she has a part-time job-and all the time she's in a bitchy mood because he's 'neglecting' her. So the fool goes out and buys roses or something to placate her, like the world revolves around her personal happiness. It should be the other way around-she should be on her knees every night, waiting for him to come home, with her mouth open and ready, so she can thank him for the easy ride he's giving her. Women have it made and all they do is bitch about it."

"When was the last time a woman bought me a gift? All I get is a bill."

"If you talk to women about how they use men for money, they all say, 'Oh I know women like that, but that's not me. I'm not like that'. Then just watch them throw themselves at a guy who pulls up in a Porsche!"

"I hate the way women act, the way they use people, but I have to admit, if I were a woman, I'd probably do the same thing. It's one hell of a beautiful scam! All you have to do is be a woman and you don't have to pay for anything. It's arrogant as hell, and it should be illegal, but they get away with it. It's amazing what suckers men are."

"If a woman expresses her natural sex drive, other women are really intimidated. My God, she's giving it away for free she'll ruin everything! So they have to hate her and they call her a slut. I say, at last, a normal woman!"

"There's a difference between the sex you pay for and the sex you get for free. The sex you get for free usually costs more."

"I hear married women complaining that their husbands come home dog tired and don't have the energy to do anything. Well, somebody's gotta pay the mortgage . . ."

"It's amazing what a broad will do for a buck."

"Women are always bitching about how shallow men are you know, looking at tits and ass. Hey, I've got news for you, babes. Nature put those things there so you would look at them. That's what keeps the ball game going. Women are hypocrites. I see them looking at guy's butts all the time (that's because they're too fucked up about sex to stare at crotches). You don't hear men getting bent out of shape about that, do you? That's because men think sex is normal, and women don't. Also, women are doubly shallow. They want looks and a fat wallet."

"Women are so fucked up. If you don't do what they want, you're a jerk. If you roll over and do what they want, you're a wimp. You can't win."

"Once in a while you run into a naturally sexual woman who has her head on straight. You know, she wants to screw, not go to dinner. If all women were like that, we wouldn't have half the problems in this world."

"Women are so fucked up about sex-if she sleeps with you on the first date, she has to make all kinds of excuses. 'I usually don't do this', or 'I was drunk'. Why can't they just have fun?"

"Women want a guy who looks like Tom Cruise, acts like James Bond, who just won the Lotto and reads poetry. Women are stupid."

"When a man says compromise, he means I'll meet you in the middle. When a woman says compromise, she means do it my way and like it, or no more sex."

"All women think their pussies are worth a million dollars. They aren't."

"God, women are stupid! When it comes to men, they're their own worst enemies. Always count on a woman to act directly opposite her own best interests."

"What really aggravates me about women is that they can have sex anytime they want to. They can just walk up to some guy they think is attractive and say, 'Let's do it'. What's the guy going to say? No? Men aren't game-players like women. But, if a man wants to get laid, he has to jump through hoops, and then maybe she'll sleep with him. And after you've spent all that time and money and mental bullshit just to get her into bed, she wants to cuddle. How much of this can we take?"

"Women are so attractive. Why do they have to be so fucked up?"

"I've heard women say that if a guy looks at their bodies he's a jerk. What kind of fucked-up thinking is that? Breasts are there to be looked at. They're sex organs, gender markers so men will be attracted. Women want you to like them for 'themselves', whatever the hell that means, as if somehow their bodies aren't part of who they are. This is just more female bullshit which we're expected to swallow. If you see a woman across a crowded room who you think is attractive, it's pretty hard to tell what her personality is like. What's wrong with physical attraction? Any woman who thinks a guy is a jerk for looking at her body needs some heavy-duty therapy. As if she never looks at good-looking men."

"Love is a five-letter word. M - O - N - E - Y"

"Women are always moaning that they can't meet any men. What they mean is, a guy who looks like Tom Selleck and has plenty of cash. There are men everywhere, always looking to meet women. But if a woman isn't asked out by Mr. GQ with a BMW, she'll stay home by herself on Saturday night and fantasize."

"Women want money now-they don't care about a guy's potential. They're walking cash registers. The only possible exception is if you're in some training program for a high-paying career, like medical school. Then they'll work to put you through school because they're dreaming of the big house you're going to build for them. It's like making an investment in a growth stock. It's funny-once in a while you hear a story about a woman who helps put her boyfriend through school, and then he dumps her after he graduates. My God, you'd think the world had ended! This babe is on the Oprah show whining and moaning about what pigs' men are. But think about it, turnabout is fair play. Women have been doing this to men for centuries. They can dish it out but they can't take it."

"Women are incredibly threatened by other women younger than themselves, especially the ones with great bodies, because they know that their looks are what they're selling to men. That's when the older broads come out with, 'Oh she's just a bimbo'. Just jealous!"

"Women are the ultimate narcissists. They obsess over their personal appearance. They even pay people to fawn all over them in beauty salons."

"A woman's cunt is between her ears. Attitude. The one between her legs is sewed up tight unless you've got a lot of cash."

"Women are as shallow as a mud puddle, but they'll never admit it. What they say and what they do are miles apart."

"I've always been the classic nice guy that women say they want. I bring flowers, send cards, remember birthdays. It's just the way I am-if I like a woman, why shouldn't I be nice to her? It seems logical to me. But I get nowhere. Usually I get treated like a friend and they dump me for some asshole with an expensive car. And later these women come crying to me about what jerks men are, because the asshole just got her into bed and took off. But I'm thinking, hey, wait a minute-you picked him. You've got nobody to blame but yourself. I was nice to you and you treated me like your brother. What the hell do you want, anyway?"

"You've seen these strippers who can squat down and pick up a dollar bill with their pussies? Well, that's putting the whole thing in a nutshell."

"This woman told me, 'I won't date any man unless he makes at least 75,000 a year.' And she was a dog! Where do they get this attitude?"

"Of course women are whores. Everybody knows that. But you're supposed to pretend it's not true, the way women do. It's all a big game-I didn't make the rules, they did. I just have to play along. If you don't spend money, you don't get laid. Period."

"It's funny to watch women turn 35 or 40. They panic because they know they're losing their visual appeal to men. If a guy has money, why would he want to buy a jaded, wrinkled old mummy when he can get a fresh 25 year-old with a happy disposition?"

"Let's be honest. Women accept you or reject you as a lover based solely on the level of your income. They say they don't, but they do. You can be short, bald, fat, and ugly, but if you've got a million dollars, you'll get a woman. But turn the equation around-what if a guy said to a woman, 'I'd like to go out with you, but your tits are too small'. She'd be calling him every name in the book. Yet she feels it's O.K. to reject men without big bucks. Pretty sad."

"Women think that men want to have sex 24 hours a day. Sure we would, if you look like something out of Playboy."

"All the men I know are romantics-they're looking for a great relationship with a great woman. Holding hands, enjoying spending time together-all that stuff. And sex, too. Men think sex is normal. But when it comes to love, all the women I know are cold-blooded accountants."

"Don't be misled that just because a woman is emotional she is capable of emotion. It just means she has different hormones. When it comes to a man's cash, she's as emotionless as you can get."

"They say a boat is a hole in the water you pour your money into. A vagina is the same thing-it's a hole in a woman's body you pay for dearly. At least with a boat you can sell it and maybe get some of your money back."

"Women are whores? How can you say that? You know-you never see a fat old guy with a young babe on his arm. Must be his daughter."

"Men don't think there's anything immoral about prostitution because they're used to it from dating and marriage."

"If you're an asshole around women, you might not attract them. But if you're an asshole with money, all of a sudden you're a 'challenge'."

"The female scam is to think that since men make more money than they do-and I know plenty of women who make more than me-the man should buy dinner. But when two women go to a restaurant, does the one who earns more pay?"

"A woman said to me, 'I have what you want and you're going to have to pay for it'."

"The definition of a woman: gimmee, gimmee, gimmee."

"Show me a guy who uses and abuses women, and I'll show you a guy who's been dating a while. He's been taught well."

"Women expect me to work 9 to 5, come home at night and hold their hand, and make 200 grand a year. Even Ward Cleaver couldn't pull that one off."

"I have ultimate respect for any woman who is honest about her sexuality, the ones who just love sex. I have zero respect for women with their knees sewn together, who are out there hooking for as much as they can get. And that's 99% of them."

"All women think they're Cinderella. They wait for things to happen to them."

"Once in a while I'll hear a guy say, 'I've never paid for sex'. It makes me laugh. You always pay for it."

"I've heard it said that a pretty face doesn't make a pretty heart. It's true. It makes an ugly, greedy heart."

"Pussy power. They've got it and they know it and they use it against us."

"Women say they want a sensitive guy, then go for a bastard with cash. Put your love where your mouth is."

"I know a woman in her fifties, gray hair, out of shape, built like a box, bad attitude. On a scale of 1 to 10, she's at best a 5. But she tells me that she's only going to date men 20 years younger with a lot of cash. And she's serious! What does she possibly have to offer? I just can't believe how arrogant women are. They all think, I've got a pussy and every guy wants it. Sure, every guy wants it when you're a young babe, but not when you're an old prune. These women are dreaming."

"I was at a restaurant and I happened to strike up a conversation with a couple of women at the next table. We talked for a while, and then one of them said to me 'Why don't you buy us dinner?'. Just like that, like it was the most natural thing in the world. just because I was talking to them I was supposed to pay for their time. What arrogance! So I said to her, 'Sure, if you give me a blow job in the parking lot'. Of course they got all pissed off and huffed out of there. That's when I realized, women are just takers."

"I waited for all my friends to get married so I could see what happened. All these guys are paying through the nose, and their hair's turned gray from stress. First the blow jobs disappeared, then sex altogether. And all their wives do is complain-I want a bigger house, a nicer car. These guys are miserable. All I hear from them is, you're lucky you're single."

"I was having a drink with a couple of my friends and we were having a good time and this girl comes over and says hi. I figured she wanted to join in the fun. She looked at me and said, 'Want to buy me a drink?' I said sure and bought her one, and she took it and started to walk away! So I called after her and said, 'Hey, aren't you going to stay and talk?' She said no and kept on walking. From that day on, I've never bought a woman a drink again. I hate drink whores!"

"When they're on their backs, the meter is running."

"I went out with this chick and she was really flirting-you know what I mean. Touching, the looks, rubbing her leg against mine, all that stuff. So of course I was turned on, and when you get excited, you get loose with the cash, because you're thinking, if I don't spend money, this is going to stop. So I'm wining and dining her, and she invites me back to her place, and I try to kiss her and she's shocked. 'I thought we were just friends,' she tells me. Well, then why did you take my money, you bitch? Can you believe that? She knew exactly what she was doing. She had a good time on my money, getting me all turned on so I'd do it. And she had no intention of following through with sex. Don't these women have a conscience? This should be against the law."

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