Not gonna happen

You can't save someone who doesn't feel they need to be saved, and you can't change who someone is. If you date a Stripper, that's who you're going to be dating - a woman who sells sexual fantasy to other men. Most guys I've known who dated Strippers were cool with the job for the first few weeks. But then jealousy can set in. You can never be sure what they are doing at the club, and it's easy to imagine her being unfaithful. All your insecurities start to bubble up, and before you know it,...

So the first rule is to never ask a Stripper for her phone number

Either she won't give it to you with an excuse like We're not supposed to give out our numbers, or she'll just give you a fake number. The second rule is to never give the girl your number or business card. They won't care. They'll either lose it and throw it away. Should you do this, do not expect her to get in contact with you unless she thinks she can squeeze more money out of you, in which case you might hear from her again, but it won't be a social call. The third rule is that should a...

Type 3 The Sleazy Club

Sleazy clubs are more difficult to identify since on the surface they may appear just like a show club or a neighborhood club. The obvious difference is that sleazy clubs appeal to customers who are expecting more than a no touch dance whether the dancer is a vision from heaven or not. Sleazy clubs are usually (but not always) nude clubs. Because sleazy clubs cater to the up close and personal customers, sensuality is the most important characteristic for the girls who work there, although...

Find The After Club Hang

One good way to further endear yourself to Strippers is to find the After Clubhang out. I discovered this little gem in my days as a bouncer at a strip club. Invariably, once 3 30 am rolled around and the club was closing, the girls would be ready to leave. This means they're all dressed in their street clothes and heading to their car. Now, some of the girls are tired after a long night of bumping and grinding, or maybe they have families, whatever the case may be, and they usually go straight...

And the simple best way to do that is to Not Spend Money On The Girl

Now, not spending money on strippers will not endear them to you right away. But there are ways around that. However, you must learn that spending money on strippers will not get you what you want (well, sometimes it will, but for a much greater sum than you may be willing to pay ). Think of it as a game. The girl's job is to get as much money from you as you can. Your job is to spend as little as possible. If you succeed, you will have opened the doors for you to stand out from the other...

Thou Shalt Not Spendith Thy Hard Earned Money

Now, you may think this is a self evident truth. But you'd be surprised. Tons of guys just feel like a vat of butter has spilled into their wallets when they enter a strip club, and before you know it, it's 3 am and you're wondering how you're going to pay rent after you've emptied your bank account for some good-looking lady in clear heels. But I'm not just imparting this idea on you because I want you to be cheap. There's actually a really good reason behind why you should never spend money...

Bisexuality

Lesbians Strip Club Havesex

I'm not going to say that ALL strippers are bisexual. But I will go so far as to say that a great deal of them are I'd venture to say that 2 out of every 3 girls who strip for a living are into sex with other girls. Some are just into sex, some are more into relationships with other women, and a few are hard core lesbians. This is typically a by-product of the sexual molestation most girls who become Strippers endured, and it's also a by-product of the job. I used to date a Stripper who'd get...

Strippers And Religion

This might be hard for a lot of guys to believe, but many Strippers are actually quite religious. Now, I know this seems like BS. How can a woman who partakes in the sex industry, who sells her body (and sometimes sexual favors) to men, actually be religious Well, I'm not saying all the girls are religious, but most of them do have a strong set of beliefs and values which they live by. This is why they're not walking the streets looking for johns. They really do have a set of values that helps...

When To Go To A Strip Club

Now that we've covered what type of clubs there are, that's only half the information you'll need to prepare you for picking up a Stripper. The other half of the information is WHEN to go to the club. The prime days to pick up dancers in clubs are not the weekends. Weekends are the time the girls make the bulk of their money. I'm not saying its impossible to get a girl from a club on the weekend, but it sure is more difficult. Its kind-of like if I were to walk into your workplace on Monday...

Private Dances The VIP Room

Private dances are usually done in more secluded areas away from public view. This is usually where the girls are most open to do extras, such as hand jobs and blow jobs, among other things. But this is also the place where the girls can be most careful or businesslike, because men will usually proposition them for sex acts. When the girls are in private dance situations with the customers, they are kept an eye on by small security cameras or the Peeper, who's a bouncer or manager who'll come...

Note About Your Appearance

I know there are probably some guys out there who think that because of their looks, they can't get a normal woman. A great many of these guys resort to strip clubs in order to fulfill their need for female contact. I used to see them all the time. They're awkward around the girls, seemingly uncomfortable in their own skin. Maybe they're a little short, or fat, or old, or their ears stick out too far. Whatever it is, they think they're ugly (and most of them usually are). The great thing about...

Table Of Contents

A Quick Warning About PART I How To Pick Up A Note About Your The 1 Rule When Dealing With Don't Let Her Dance For Don't Stay In The Club For Too No Touching The Treat All Strippers The Same Never Trust A Stripper's Phone Don't Brag or Don't Stalk The Become An What To Do To Get A Stripper Interested In Become The Striper The Numbers Meeting Strippers PART II Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Strip Clubs (But Were Afraid To How Strip Clubs Types Of Strip When To Go To A Strip Go To Clubs...

Numbers

When you enter a club, you can't go in there looking to get a specific girl, because the odds just aren't in your favor. The girls are there to work, for the most part, so thinking it's possible to seduce the exact girl you want is a bit far-fetched. You have to be open to picking up any girl who's in that club, be they a dancer, a waitress, a customer - whatever. Your focus should be broad, not narrow. I have a friend who's a musician, and he looks like one. He's got the long hair, tattoos...

Dont Stalk The Girls

If you find yourself uncontrollably attracted to a girl you've met in a strip club, leave that club and don't come back. Move on with your life. Don't look back. Remember that the girls sell a fantasy. They are not what you think they are. You may think one of the girls likes you and is maybe even attracted to you. But she's not. Her job is to make you BELIEVE she is. Remember rule number two STRIPPERS LIE. Do not believe a word they say or a single touch they administer to you. Even girls...

Treat All Strippers The Same

I once read about how all casinos are designed to get you to stay inside so you'll gamble more money. They make the exits hard to find and there are no clocks anywhere, and all that jazz. But the bottom line is, they rig everything so that you are at a disadvantage. Strip clubs function in much the same way. These clubs, by their very nature, are engineered to get your money away from you. And the girls are the main attraction (and main money sucker). Because of this, inside the Strip Club,...