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Pregnancy Miracle

Pregnancy Miracle By Lisa

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Introduction 3

A Quick Warning About Strippers 6

PART I: How To Pick Up Strippers 9

A Note About Your Appearance 10

The #1 Rule When Dealing With Strippers 13

Don't Let Her Dance For You 17

Don't Stay In The Club For Too Long 20

No Touching The Girls 22

Treat All Strippers The Same Way 24

Never Trust A Stripper's Phone Number 28

Don't Brag or Complain 30

Don't Stalk The Girls 32

Become An Insider 34

What To Do To Get A Stripper Interested In You 37

Become The "Striper Boyfriend" 40

The Numbers Game 46

Meeting Strippers Online 48

PART II: Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Strip Clubs

(But Were Afraid To Ask) 51

How Strip Clubs Operate 52

Types Of Strip Clubs 59

When To Go To A Strip Club 65

Go To Clubs Alone 67

Topless Or Nude, That Is The Question 68

18 And Over 70

Find The "After Club" Hang Out 72

Working In Strip Clubs To Pick Up Dancers 75

PART III: Tricks Of The Trade: Stripper Secrets 78

Stripper Names 85

Strippers And Religion 87

Never Believe A Stripper Is Single 89

Girl On Girl Action: Strippers and Bisexuality 92

Threesome Tactics With Strippers 94

High Mileage: Getting More Bang For Your Buck 97

Using Drugs To Pick-Up Dancers 101

Making "Arrangements" With Strippers 103

Being In A Relationship With A Stripper 105

Afterward & Disclaimer 108

Index 110

Introduction

So you want to date a Stripper, eh?

Let's face it, it's hard not to want to! A Stripper's job is to become every man's fantasy, and if they're doing their job right, we're going to want to date them. But wanting something and actually getting it are two different things.

I personally think EVERY man should date a Stripper at least once in his life, just to have the experience. It can be a very fun and rewarding endeavor. It can also be a hellish and traumatic event. Either way, you will have learned something about women in the process.

Many guys look at Strippers as being "safe" in the regard that they come up to you, talk to you, dance for you, get naked for you, touch you, and all that good stuff, no matter what you may look like or what your lot in life is, as long as you got the money.

This means none of the bad feelings of rejection that come with "normal" women.

Some guys can mistake what the Stripper does for genuine affection. Others just get really turned on and want to fulfill their own fantasy. And some guys just like the appeal of a sexually promiscuous woman.

But lots of guys have no idea how to actually date a Stripper. She may seem like she's totally into you at first, but then once you go to the back, she's all business. Or maybe you two "hit it off" and you actually get her number, only to find it's either wrong or disconnected. Maybe you even ask her out in the club, and you get the polite but demoralizing line of "I don't date customers."

Well, this book is designed to help you overcome those obstacles so you can get that girl you desire to look at you as an actual MAN, and not some lowly customer, and to get her to meet you outside the club so you can pursue a relationship with her (what kind of relationship that may be is up to you).

So what makes me qualified to teach you how to do this?

Well, I'm a guy who's dated numerous Strippers in his lifetime, and I have learned a lot about these women in the process. See, all women are different, but there are common traits that all Strippers share that can be used to your advantage, and I've figured them all out.

See, I used to work at certain strip clubs (which will go nameless, though I will say that they reside in Las Vegas, Los Angeles, and Pennsylvania) as a bouncer, a doorman, and eventually a DJ. As a young, rambunctious teen, I used to go to strip clubs with my buddies frequently, but I didn't start learning the tricks of the trade until I fell in with two beautiful ladies who were professional dancers. Since I was the only guy they knew who had a car, they would bribe me into driving them to different clubs so they could make a living. Through this, I not only got an insiders look into the lives of Strippers, but I also had numerous sexual escapades with both women (sometimes at the same time).

My insider's status eventually lead to jobs at some of the clubs they worked in because my connection with them got me in good with the management and bouncers. It also didn't hurt that I'm a big guy who could handle himself in a fight.

So I'm almost 30 now and have gotten out of dating Strippers all together. It was fun while it lasted, but the hardships of living life in the fast-lane started to wear on me and I wanted to settle down with a more normal woman who didn't have most of the baggage your typical exotic dancer does.

I still go to strip clubs with my buddies, and when I do, we always have a blast. I know all the little tricks of the trade and can ensure we always get treated like royalty in the club, no matter where we are in the country. One night, after a particularly raucous night of drinking and sleazing at a topless bar, a buddy of mine told me I should write a book since I know so much.

So, having never written anything before, I dismissed the idea outright. But seeing as how I spent most of my life in Strip Clubs and not as much of it in school as I should have, I decided it would be a good way to make some money, by selling the knowledge I've accumulated over almost a decade of running around with Strippers (God bless America, where a loser like me can make a buck selling something like that!).

Therefore my interests are not truly charitable. I am looking to supplement my income and help you out at the same time. This book was translated into written form by a friend of mine from recordings I made (since I can't write worth a damn), and further edited by him and me to make it actually "readable."

I truly hope that you get exactly what you're looking for from this book. Some of the lessons within it were hard learned, and you should count yourself lucky that you don't have to experience them the way I did. But hopefully, by missing the bad parts, you'll get to the good parts all that much quicker.

A Quick Warning About Strippers

Before we get into the bulk of this book, I want to make one thing abundantly clear...

YOU SHOULD ALWAYS BE CAREFUL WHEN DATING A STRIPPER.

Now, you may be wondering why I would say such a thing in a book that's designed to teach you HOW to date strippers, right?

Well, I tell you this because you will have to deal with certain "realities" when dating women who sell fantasies for a living. And sometimes, those realities can be difficult to deal with if you're not expecting to deal with them.

First of all, Strippers are women who create a sexual fantasy figure designed to get men to spend money on them. Initially, you will be attracted to this fantasy figure. The one with the perfect body, pretty face, immaculate hair, seductive curves, lusty stare, etc. This will be what gets you to WANT to date her in the first place.

But you must be aware that a fantasy is just that - not real! You must be prepared to deal with the actual woman you're lusting after, and when it comes to Strippers, that woman may be more trouble than you're used to.

What do I mean by "trouble?"

Well, first of all, know that most (I'd say the majority) of women who strip have experienced some form of sexual molestation or abuse in their lives. Sometimes it's by their fathers, brothers, step-dads, neighbors, whatever. It doesn't matter who did it, just that it happened. This is what usually drives them into becoming dancers in the first place.

Knowing this, you have to expect any stripper you get involved with to have certain "issues." Be they issues with sex, intimacy, men, trust -

whatever! Know that they WILL be there and you WILL have to deal with them at some point.

Be prepared to deal with kids. Most Strippers will have at least one kid, and if you don't want to deal with a child, then be prepared to walk away from most Strippers. But in addition to dealing with the kids she already has, you must be prepared for the very real possibility that she may get pregnant from YOU - even if you use protection. I'm not saying all Strippers will do this, but getting pregnant is a good way to collect a steady payment from a man in the form of child support for a long time.

Another (and common) form of trouble comes in the form of "Crazy Ex-Boyfriends and Husbands." Lots of Strippers have been married, and almost all of them have at least one guy they see on a regular basis who feels he's entitled to her. Eventually, you will have to deal with one of these guys, and more likely than not, they will not be very savory people. Strip clubs lend themselves to all types of degenerates and some girls do not have the best sense when it comes to choosing guys who are healthy for them.

I've had to deal with an ex-boyfriend of a Stripper I was dating break into her apartment and wait for me and her to return with a loaded gun in his hand. A friend of mine who got involved with a particularly beautiful Stripper had more than one run-in with the Russian Mafia because she used to date one if it's lieutenants. These can be scary things to deal with, and I recommend that if you find this to be the case with the girl you're involved with, you dump her and move on. It's simply not worth dealing with maniacs because of a woman.

The last, but certainly not least, bit of trouble you should be aware of is "lifestyle" issues. Strippers tend to work late hours, sleep all day, party a lot, drink too much, and have issues with drugs. There are exceptions to his, of course, but if you're a 9-to-5 working stiff and don't want to spend all your time partying or dealing with cocaine parties in your home on a nightly basis, you may want to think twice about getting involved with a Stripper. If that doesn't bother you, then you might have a compatible lifestyle with the type of girl you've chosen to date.

Regardless, these are some of the realities you will have to face when going after women who choose to take their clothes off for money. I don't tell you these things to scare you or discourage you from dating Strippers, because many of them can be a lot of fun and very great girlfriends. But I do want you to know what you're getting into before you take that plunge. If you know the risks, you'll be better prepared to deal with them.

And with that said, let's get to how to date a stripper...

PART I : How To Pick Up Strippers

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